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    Especially to people who are about to get married

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    منقول Especially to people who are about to get married

    مُساهمة  adam في الخميس فبراير 04, 2010 12:24 am





    #CASE 1

    Getting married is like going to a
    restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

    #CASE 2
    At the cocktail party, one woman
    said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

    #CASE 3
    Before a man is married, he is
    incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

    #CASE 4

    Marriage is an institution in
    which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status

    #CASE 5

    A little boy asked his father,
    "
    Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

    #CASE 6

    Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I
    heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
    her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

    CASE 7

    Then there was a man who said, "I
    never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.

    #CASE 8

    A happy marriage is a matter of
    give and take; the husband gives and the wife
    takes

    #CASE 9
    When a newly married man looks
    happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair?

    #CASE 10

    In the first year of marriage, the
    man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
    man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
    listen.

    #CASE 11

    After a quarrel, a wife said to
    her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband
    replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
    it."

    #CASE 12

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all
    said the same thing "You can have
    mine."

    #CASE 13

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his
    wife is new

    #CASE 14
    A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire.

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    الموقع : عالميٌّ ليس لي أرضُ اسميها بلادي..بلادي هنا أو قل هناك حيث يبعثها المنادي: الله أكبر

    منقول رد: Especially to people who are about to get married

    مُساهمة  البيلسان في الإثنين فبراير 08, 2010 6:50 am



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